Underwear Issues

Last night, ElKiddo put clean underwear on before bed. He had a string hanging out of them. We found some scissors and cut it off. We went to bed. A few minutes later, he found another loose string, and came into our room to ask us to cut that off too. We did. We asked him to close and lock our door on his way back to bed. He said, “But Mommy, I can’t lock your door! What if I have more UNDERWEAR ISSUES??”

Tonight he said his prayers. He asked the Lord, “and please help us that our dreams won’t be too scary. I mean, maybe our dreams could be happy or something. Yeah, maybe we could dream that we’re on a train. Or maybe we could just see a train in our dreams. Well, at least help us dream about trains. Oh yeah, and please help me to not have underwear issues.”